I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me
I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now